We figured it was only a matter of time before Roche broke out a Tamiflu song. But unhappy to have to take the drug after some classmates fell ill, a teenager from south London has beaten them to it. (It isn't based on Van Halen's "Panama" as we hoped but it'll do for a Friday.) Harry ain't pleased about the side effects, which apparently include the urge to hoard red hats.
Story here.
